A fork of Rural Dictionary
Where one lays upside down on a sofa/chair and cums in his own face.
"John gave himself a good plastering last night"
Where a guy's balls are so sweaty, that his sack is "plastered" to his legs. Having ones balls "plastered" usually results in having to peel the nut sack off of the inside of the leg when one itches his nuts or pisses.
"Dude, it's like a damn sauna in here, my nuts are plastered."
"Want me to get the spatula to help peel it off?
Noun. Arse (mainly UK and Australia, slang, vulgar). A rare example of triple rhyming slang: Plaster = Plaster of Paris = Aris; Aris = Aristotle = bottle; bottle = bottle and glass = arse.
"Nice plaster!!"
To be hit so hard the end result is landing on your ass, usually accompanied by some sort of injury or at the very lest momentaraly being disoriented. Usually accompanied by manic laughter by sadistic onlookers.
"The running back was running full tilt when the linebacker came out of no where and freakin plastered the guy so hard his helmet came off!"