Country Dictionary

The part of a catameran that keeps it afloat on the water. A catameran has two pontoons that are shaped like canoes. They are connected by a platform that the person sailing the boat sits on.

Without pontoons, a catameran would not be able to sail.

The opposite of wretched;

Someone or something that is completely cool, laid-back and ready to party.

Gurrrrl, that feathered hair is so not pontoon.

Vice Vaughn in Swingers is so pontoon.

a code-name for penis

"Theres nothing like splashing a little water on my pontoon."

A beast of a word used by old pedophiles use to entice children into there bedrooms.

Old Man: "OOOOOOOOOH PONTOOOON"

Pontoon and drug used by people who have ADHD.

How bout them addies son?
I got a orange pontoon.

This is a type of womens breast that when acted upon by gravity, they spread far off to the sides...much like women from National Geographic.

"She got the only pontoon titties...they smack against her knees when she is naked and shit."

a fat chick

When she walks that pontoon's ass looks like two bulldogs trying to fight their way out of a bag