Country Dictionary

A PONIS is the long, stringy ponytail found on (usually) older men, aging hippy types, typically with thinning hair (or just about NO hair), where each existing strand is lovingly washed and tended so that it can be carefully included in the skinny ponis, the purpose of which is to show that the bearer is still hip, still cool, and maybe still a bit virile. A ponis rarely looks good, often looks ratty, and should usually be CUT OFF!!

That dude's ratty ponis looks like shit!

Originated while playing DOTA, used as a taunt after killing a player character. First used by dota player MyLittlePonies around summer 2004.

I ponied that guy, or PONIED!

a little horse

well its a horse...and its REALLY little.

£25 is also known as 'a pony' in slang

i bought a fairly lean quantity of weed, and the cheeky fcuker had the temerity to ask me for a pony

a short fat penis also known as a chode

“it’s okay he has a ponis”

cockney money slang 25 pounds sterling
cockney rhyming slang 'pony and trap' - crap.

I bought this for a pony but it was pony

(adj.) Describing the state of someone's work computer after co-workers prank it if it's left unlocked. Often the desktop wallpaper, Windows event sounds, IM away messages, email signatures, etc. are changed to a My Little Pony theme.

"Aw man, I left my computer unlocked and it now it's ponied. Now I gotta spend 30 minutes getting it back the way it was."