Country Dictionary

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poob

A pube coverd in poo.

"ewwwwww there's a poob in my yogurt!"
"you flippin poob head!"
"grrrrrrr there's a poob on the toilet seat!"
"hey! where's my pet poob gone?"

by Tom Carlyle December 28, 2005

poobes

Hair on/around your anus

Sometimes when you wipe your ass too hard you pull out some poobes.

by Cam April 04, 2005

Poob

The correct spelling and name of the character from the Ewoks cartoon in the 80s...yea

Hello i am Poob

by ItsPoobnotPloob March 24, 2020

poobs

The hair that grows around the anus.

Fuck! I got shit in my poobs!

by Harry Shwab March 07, 2004

Poob

In other words cool or it means to be chillin

Man we Poobin right now

by Poobin mulch February 10, 2021

Poob

me. I am Poob. I am god. Poob is god. Poob is carnivorous.

Praise Be to Poob. All Hail Poob. All Hail.

by Poob Dont care May 13, 2021

Poob

When one cums all over themselves in bed and falls asleep before they can clean it up

Ah shit, my mom saw the aftermath of a midnight poob and now she won't look me in the eyes

by Mystery Meats January 09, 2021