A fork of Rural Dictionary
me. I am Poob. I am god. Poob is god. Poob is carnivorous.
Praise Be to Poob. All Hail Poob. All Hail.
When one cums all over themselves in bed and falls asleep before they can clean it up
Ah shit, my mom saw the aftermath of a midnight poob and now she won't look me in the eyes