A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bunch of snooty, entitled teenagers who they're the coolest thing on this planet when they're really a bunch of obnoxious asswipes! These kids are usually seen in groups talking about how oh so popular they are. They have the brain IQ of a goldfish and don't care that they're literally bombing some of their classes because they got to go do football and cheerleading practice. They also like to bully the weird and nerdy kids a lot. I have felt victim to these bullyings before multiple times and they always pick on me for being a fan of movies and video games and they make going to school a living hell. And it's not only weird and nerdy kids, sometimes they even pick on LGBTQ people and even freaking mentally disabled people! Some of these kids have even committed suicide just because of how much they've been bullied and these popular kids won't give a shit about it! After these popular kids finish college, they'll soon figure out that all those years of being popular was just for nothing they'll soon be living in a apartment that looks like shit with there high school boyfriend/girlfriend working for one of the kids who they bullied in high school who is now a very successful business made to help the world with some of its biggest problems.
Sweet Mother of Mary and Joseph that felt good! Note: Not all popular kids are like this
Kid who gets bullied: Man, I wish those popular kids would stop bullying me!
Other kid who's also getting bullied: I do too. But hey, look on the bright side, if we keep up our good grades, we'll start a very successful business and they'll be working for us
Kid who gets bullied: I guess you're right.
People who are typically looked up to. Unlike some of the definitions here, they can actually be nice people mixed in with the douches who can be genuinely good friends
One of my best friends was one of the popular kids
Annoying kids who no one really likes. They all pretend to be friends but talk about each other when the persons back is turned. They also tend to act stupidly and have no common sense. A few of them somehow get into honors classes, where they do badly and annoying the serious students. There are also kids who think that they are part of the popular group which makes them twice as annoying.
Popular Girl-OMG you're my best friend! -they walk away- I hate that girl!
"Those popular kids are so stupid. How the heck did they get into the honors class??"
A bunch of arrogant snot nosed cocky pricks who think they are gangsters and go around beating people up. They own Geo Metros/ with meaningless "mods" such as body kits, large exhaust pipes, powder blue/powder pink paint job, a huge spoiler, blue/pink neon lights on the chassis, Altezza tail lights, a huge subwoofer in the back so everyone can hear the kid's "phat beats" playing, and last but not least, their prefect girlfriend who abuses her powers way too much in the shotgun seat.
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People who think they are so cool cuz they are athletic or wear brands like Abercrombie & Fitch. They only hang out with each other and really, everyone else is popular but them cuz the seclude themselves from our big group of friends ( nerds, theater geeks, quiet kids, mental issues) but really they are the ones with no other friends and EVERYBODY hates them. At least im my school... they even refer to themselves as popular! * im in sixth grade*
Popular Kid: omg! Im dating James! He is like, so cute!
Theater geek: *glares* I HATE YOU!!!!
me: ur not popular. nobody likes you. James is amazingly cute but you shouldnt date him. WE SHOULD ALL HAVE THAT EQUAL CHANCE!
my bff: oooh james is cute! Hey james wanna go out!
James(popular kid): get the F**** away im dating Nikki.
~true story~ nobody likes Popular Kids except themselves!
A non-existent group. The theory of popular kids makes no sense because if everyone outside of the group refers to them as the popular kids and doesn't like that group, they are really only popular among themselves. The only truly popular kids are the relatively quiet ones that everybody can get along with.
Nerdy kid: I HATE POPULAR KIDS
Me: Would that be popular as in the kids who play sports and wear pink collar shirts that everyone makes fun of or popular as in the ones that people actually like?
The popular kids are usually super confident and think they're better than everyone else just because they're popular. The boys are all usually douchebags who play a ton of sports and make fun of kids who aren't as athletic and popular as them. Sure, some popular kids are nice and fun to be around, but those are usually the stray popular kids, the ones who know a lot of people but aren't in the popular kid's clique. Most of the popular boys are usually the ones who get the stunning girlfriends, where I go to school most of the popular boys are in honors classes and get straight A's. The popular girls usually dress super slutty in order to get the popular boy's attention, every other normal girl that doesn't dress like a prostitute despises the popular girls. The popular girls are also the ones who get into two week-long relationships in seventh grade. Nobody who is popular is gay, at least at my school, the gay kids are usually the ones who get made fun of. Most of the popular kid's moms are super hot and usually daddy's rich, which makes these kids feel they are more superior to their classmates. The popular kids love to talk about how popular they are and how everyone loves them, when in reality most of the kids who aren't popular couldn't hate these kids more.
Fuck The popular kids.