A fork of Rural Dictionary
Those wet wipes in the little pop-open container that you can flush after cleaning your bum.
It’s hard to imagine how I took a really good shit back then, without my trusty asswipes!
Asswipes! the new toliet paper! 200% more absorbent then any other toliet paper!
i wish the toliet paper "asswipes" were real :D
An annoying person who is a jerk and only cares about themselves.
Terry is really being an asswipe today.
There is a common misconception that an asswipe can be equated to an asshole. This is quite untrue. An asswipe simply doesn't care. This is usually carried out to such an extreme extent that the apathy brings misfortune to those around the asswipe. The key distinction is intent. An asshole would stick his leg out to trip you, making you drop what you were carrying and bringing general harm upon you. An asswipe would never dream of tripping you, but if you did trip, he would simply watch as you struggled to collect the scattered papers you had dropped. He doesn't hurt you but would never think of lifting a finger to help. He also may laugh a little at the sight of you falling over.
Victim: "dude, you pushed me into quicksand, you asshole." Asshole: "haha, I did." Victim: "dude, I fell into quicksand, help me!" Asswipe: "eh."