A fork of Rural Dictionary
the singular moment when you are most susceptible to a heart attack.
teacher: "we are having a presentation tomorrow" student: "dies of a heart attack"
When you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out.
We need to get home so I can take a shit. I think I'm presenting.
A word that illiterate people use instead of "presenting" becasue htey dont know how to say "presenting"
Me: Hey, you presenting today? Illiterate Moron: Yah mon, im presentating.
Presentaion:/ˌprɛz ənˈteɪ ʃən, ˌpri zɛn-/ Set number of agonizing minutes of exclusive divided attention (divided among you & your lousy slides, facebook, youtube, email, myspace, text messages, chats + other cool websites and iphone apps) intended for explaining to a group of unwilling students what took you 3 weeks to partially understand and one night to put on powerpoint.
The presentation was great, I watched annoying orange on youtube instead.
A pre-emptive resentment; getting pissed before anything actually happens.
Presentments are pretty much the only thing I don’t procrastinate about: why wait till someone has actually done you wrong when you can get a presentment now? Get out ahead of it!
Something you give without any type of obligation.
I am going to give a present to her.
The judging of people in the past by the moral standards of the present.
"Tear down all the statues! Those people were all racists!" "That's presentism, dude. Everybody was racist back then. In 100 years they'll probably think you were a monster too."