A fork of Rural Dictionary
When YouTube goes down and you have no other way to avoid school or work, so you go to (insert porn site here) and jack away
Guy 1: Man, ever since YouTube went down I haven't been able to procrastinate properly!
Guy 2: Have you tried procrasturbation?
Guy 1: Sounds like a good idea
Procrastinating masturbation. When you hold off from jacking it to do it later.
Person 1: I'll masturbate later
Person 2: But that's procrasturbation. Be a man and jack your shit right now!
Putting off masturbating for a later time, when it should be done now.
That man Joey teaches procrasturbation at school.
To occupy oneself with masturbation while pressing matters await.
Verb: 1) "I was procrasturbating this evening and therefore late for dinner"
2) "Suzy, why arent you here yet...procraturbating again?"
3) "I need to get going maybe just one last procrasturbation"
The act of chucking a wank in order to avoid doing work or study
Procrasturbation Example:
Dude 1: "Fuck dude, I haven't done any work all day!"
Dude 2: "Yeah me neither, I've been procrasturbating"
Dude 1: "Wtf is that?"
Dude 2: "It's when you masturbate to procrastinate"
When you put off doing weights because you realise you could be using that arm for other stuff
Mike walked into his room to lift weights, He could be doing some pulleys instead... They call it procrasturbation