A fork of Rural Dictionary
A vague idyllic promise of success to lure parents into footing the bill for yet another useless graduate degree. Love junkie, lost, spoiled followers use this vague idea sculpted by school’s marketing materials of professors looking smart, students looking awake, and doctored photos of old buildings looking prestigious to convince themselves and parents of the merit in investing another 100k in their near useless kid, known by the step-dad simply as “sleep and eat.”
“Mom, I know a MA in Education at Harvard is useless, but I just fell in love with the program.”
Alcoholics / Narcotics Anonymous. A program to help recovering addicts by providing them with accompaniment and support.
Friend 1: Hey, want to grab a drink after the game.
Friend 2: *Shows sobriety coin* No thanks, I'm in the program. 4 years in today!"
Friend 1: "Sounds good! It was a pity invite anyway."
To make programs.
Usually on computers.
I'm programming a Neural Network.
A synonym for "on the wagon". Abstaining from drinking alcohol.
Hey Pat, do you want to go out drinking tonight or are you still on the program.
The Program relates to taking recreational drugs, ie: speed, ecstasy, blow.... If you are 'on the program' it means you've been taking some kind or a mixture of these drugs for any length of time.
1. Man, i dont think i can even move today, i got on the program hard last night.
2. Get off the program dude, youre not making any sence.