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pump fake

when getting your female partner from behind, you pull out and spit on her back giving the illusion that you just "came" on her back, and when she turns around...BAM, you shoot your load in her face.

i totally pump faked my lady last night...but sadly it hit her in the eye...and now she is a cyclops

by Jordan T. Reed January 27, 2004

pump fake

To hold the blunt or joint in such a manner to where it looks to a fellow smoker as if you are attempting to pass it when in fact you are not.

Tyson goes to accept the blunt from Shane, and Shane quickly pulls it back to smoke. "I thought you were passing it," says Tyson. "Yeah, you really bit on that pump fake," Shane replies.

by carterthekid December 19, 2007

pump fake

This sounds similar to the "gimp pirate" in which you do the above and after you come in her eye you kick her in the shin. Leaving her with her hand over her eye hopping on one leg... like a gimp pirate.

when I asked the guy who told me this if hed ever done it his response was "I never did it to my girlfriend," uhh realllly classy James...

by never been a gimp pirate January 30, 2004

pump fake

When a guy comes close to getting a girl in bed but she backs out at the last second.

I got pump faked twice last night

by Bryon Daniels August 29, 2005

pump fake

a girl that looks awesome from a distance but terrible up close

dude, that chick is a total pump fake

by kyle March 25, 2005

pump fake

When you start to jack a dude off, and before he cums you stop and leave. This is a more vindictive form of a cock tease

A well meaning, but intoxicated Trixie takes Chad home from the bar. Things start to get nasty. She puts her hand down his pants and starts to jerk him off. Something causes her to stop, either revenge or her conscience, and she walks away. He says, "It's not cool to pump fake me like that."

by eTwice May 25, 2009

Pump-fake

When you accidentally or purposefully go from penetrating a vagina to slightly but forcefully pounding the anus and then pulling back creating the "ouch" panic moment without extremely hurting the rectum

I was pounding felisha last night and hit her with the pump-fake just to let her know that i could tear that ass up!

by 9inchN8s September 08, 2019