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A good place to hide drugs when entering the US from Mexico.

Man, I got a shit load of oxycontin in my ass, im gonna be rich now!

the anal opening, the hole from which feces pour forth, the object of sexual affection amongst homosexuals, and the main focus of a proctologist's examination.

And lo, just as Earl had assumed the sitting position while using the facilities a great burst of feces did pour forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.

shit waterslide

Joe: "What's a rectum?" John: "Shit waterslide."

a place where heads are stuffed when shit gets real.

George was in a fight last wednesday and Tom stuffed his head right up his rectum when he wouldn't back down.

A place for my dick, bitch.

Is your rectum cold? I'll warm it up.

your poopy hole

i just took a fat black cock up my rectum

the greatest super hero of all time

"Look there goes the greatest superhero of all time,Rectumizer.