Country Dictionary

How a Retard Says Retard

"I'm Christopher Rrrrreeeegheeeves"

When a person is to dumb too even have the privilege of being called a retard, is referred to this term.

Timmy. Stop acting like a ritard.

Ritard is 10 times worse then a retard, when your a ritard, your brain is the size of big shaqs nostrils

Wow that guy is such a ritard

Any Female who does not accept that their vote counts as 1/2 and any male vote counts as 10.

Those girls were Ritards for thinking they were right in that democratic process.

It is a name you call some one who is being a dumb ass and is relatively stupid and ditsy.

Is the sky blue?
Your such a ritard school.

I am going to name my son this to ruin his life.

Substitute teacher doing attendance: Ri-tard

Whole class: *laughs in order to shame Ritard*

Ritard: I hate you dad you ruined my life *he pulls out a gun to end his life*

Guy 1 "Hey Ritard what's it like to live a life of shame and anguish?"

Ritard *makes ritard noise like a pokemon*

That meme when music makes fun of you & stuff but also means to gradually become slower (presumably in music)
The word appears on sheet music

Me: hey music, can you stop making fun of me?
Music: No, ritard...