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Ritard

Slightly above retard

Daniel: Man that chick had a nice body!

Colby: Dude that was a guy you ritard.

by Chase Gardner March 11, 2010

Ritard

A way of saying that someone is a retard while in a music lesson.

X: (stupid comment)
Y: (name), I don't know how to put this, but in music terms you are a Ritard....

by Henk43MPO November 30, 2010

Ritard

A level of retardation that is achieved deliberately, through continual acts of stupidity and intellectual fuckwittage, rather then being born mentally retarded.

Jake doesn't follow instructions. Mainly because he's an asshole, and also because he's a ritard.

by Burrito Baby 🌯 August 02, 2017

Ritard

How a Retard Says Retard

"I'm Christopher Rrrrreeeegheeeves"

by E-Trock April 29, 2005

Ritard

When a person is to dumb too even have the privilege of being called a retard, is referred to this term.

Timmy. Stop acting like a ritard.

by JacoboDogg September 14, 2018

Ritard

Ritard is 10 times worse then a retard, when your a ritard, your brain is the size of big shaqs nostrils

Wow that guy is such a ritard

by Explainstheexplanations April 26, 2018

Ritard

Any Female who does not accept that their vote counts as 1/2 and any male vote counts as 10.

Those girls were Ritards for thinking they were right in that democratic process.

by NOJELLOSHOTS March 01, 2010