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Ritard

When a person is to dumb too even have the privilege of being called a retard, is referred to this term.

Timmy. Stop acting like a ritard.

by JacoboDogg September 14, 2018

RITarded

A word used by Rochester Institute of Technology students to describe the delirious state of mind an RIT student encounters when consuming copious amounts of legal and illegal intoxicants, largely through alcohol, marijuana, psychedelic mushrooms, alleged "red tar" opium and many more used both in single and combined usage.

"Sup biatch, lookin to beat, lets say you and me get RITarded and then fuck nasty in the back of my Alero, sound aight?"

by DZAK47 December 02, 2007

Ritard

Ritard is 10 times worse then a retard, when your a ritard, your brain is the size of big shaqs nostrils

Wow that guy is such a ritard

by Explainstheexplanations April 26, 2018

Ritard

Any Female who does not accept that their vote counts as 1/2 and any male vote counts as 10.

Those girls were Ritards for thinking they were right in that democratic process.

by NOJELLOSHOTS March 01, 2010

Ritard School

It is a name you call some one who is being a dumb ass and is relatively stupid and ditsy.

Is the sky blue?
Your such a ritard school.

by Banana Phone up the butt December 30, 2009

Ritard

I am going to name my son this to ruin his life.

Substitute teacher doing attendance: Ri-tard

Whole class: *laughs in order to shame Ritard*

Ritard: I hate you dad you ruined my life *he pulls out a gun to end his life*

Guy 1 "Hey Ritard what's it like to live a life of shame and anguish?"

Ritard *makes ritard noise like a pokemon*

by Ritards Future Father August 04, 2023

Ritard

That meme when music makes fun of you & stuff but also means to gradually become slower (presumably in music)
The word appears on sheet music

Me: hey music, can you stop making fun of me?
Music: No, ritard...

by Gayritard69 March 18, 2021