A fork of Rural Dictionary
A real dude.
Gamer, Worker, Tiger In the Sack.
Typically has 2 BFFS that he plays GTA V with earning tons of money and always spreads the wealth. A great guy.
Random person: "You see that guy over there with the two cool ass friends?!"
Guy Two: "Yeah, his name is probably Randell - they always got it like that."
A short man that spends 2 hours in the bathroom doing nothing,but being stupid and mean to women.
Randell: hey bitch i am going to that a shit for 2 hour don't bother me
randells are almost always hairy. verrrrrrry hairy.
guy 1: whoa, man that guy is hairy.
guy 2: omg!
guy 1: his name must be randell!
When a man forces himself on a defenseless girl; to act without thinking about what he is doing and then later being chirped...for life.
Cam: Yo look over there in that bush i think that girl is being randelled!
Crawley: Omg! I think you're right :o
Cam: Should we help?
Crawley: Nahh, lets let him get his randell over with :)
When a really ugly dude somehow attracts and fucks a super hot chick.
Guy 1: Yo did you hear Herbert fucked Stacy at Liam's party?
Guy 2: Yeah man, how the fuck did that ugly fucker land such a hot chick?
Guy 1: It's simple my friend, he practices the Randell Effect.