A fork of Rural Dictionary
Kelly Ripa is the act of being unfunny.
Kelly Ripa is an unfunny person who stars in the show Regis and Kelly which is a morning show. She constantly thinks that telling people that she looks more like a guy. She is also synonymous with saying how crappy of a parent she really is to her kids.
To pull a Kelly Ripa would be to say something that only you finds funny.
Famous women who follow west coast, Hollywood fashion trends (European look, chic look, etc) and daytime talk shows hosts who have great legs but don't wear pantyhose, stockings, nylons or tights because of said fashion trend's, also due to cultural conditioning, genetic sensitivity, sensitivity's to smells of pantyhose, nylons, stockings and tights, false memory's of ugly so called grandma pantyhose and fashion by eccentric designer's, etc.
I wanna date a woman that likes wearing pantyhose, stockings, nylons and tights, not a Kelly Ripa.
A bump lady. Also a daytime TV personality.
Don't say bump around Kelly Ripa unless you have some. She should grease her girls' wheels and get connected with a clever black accountant, fo shizzle.
Ripas ir street-name narkotikai MDMA. Parasti tiek lietots, ja runā par lielāku daudzumu (daudz tablešu).
Sarunvalodā bieži saka “ēst ripas”, kas nozīmē lietot MDMA. Bieži šajos lielajos daudzumos (pat ap 10-100 tabletēm dienā) fiziski sanāk ripas ēst, jo to ir tik daudz. Vēl var teikt “bliezt ripas”, tas nozīmē tieši to pašu.
Bliežot ripas, rodas eiforijas sajūta un kļūst ļoti lielas acu zīlītes, var rādīties arī halucinācijas un paliek ļoti karsti.
Bliežu ripas katru dienu pēdējā laikā.
Viņam ir totāla atkarība, viņš ēd ripas.