A fork of Rural Dictionary
During humid weather, a man's scrotum sticks to the inside of his upper thigh causing unpleasant restriction, resulting in a need to lift the leg outward to mimic the action of peeling off a fruit rollup. Thus making a noise indicative of said peeling.
Damn it's so hot he had to perform a fruit rollup - schluuurp!
When you use a fruit rollup instead of a condom. Sticky in many ways
Hot Girl: I thought you ran in the store to get condoms? Dude: I did, but they had fruit rollups! and they are cheaper! Girl: Oh....Is it safe to wear? Dude: who cares! its a fruit rollup! Girl: You should have asked me if i was down for a stickydick Rollup!
When a woman (or man) takes a flavored condom off a penis with their teeth from the base.
Dude did you hear that Lawrence is into fruit rollups now?
sexual act when a man eats out a girl who is on their period and lets the blood get all over his face. He then rolls down a car window and sticks his head out in order to lead the blood dry on his face. The man then peels the dried blood off of his face and eats it.
yea, i gave her a fruit rollup
When a guy eats the pussy of a bitch on her period, lets the blood dry, rolls it up and eats it.
Bruh, her fruit rollup tasted awesome.
n. a sexual position achieved when 3 or more gay men curl into a ball and have oral sex while in a circle.
I found a fruit rollup in the parking lot of a Haddaway concert, and thought i'd partake.
An idiots term for the mexican food Quesadilla
Hey guys lets make cheese rollup with these tortillas.