A fork of Rural Dictionary
a sufficient word to use in place of any otherwise degrading words. ie lazy, idiot, dumbass
roberts such a schmag
a viscous, fluid substance, usually disgusting in nature. refers in particular to large quantities, as used in typical horror films.
the possessed little kid opens her mouth, and SCHMAG! Lookit all the schmag!
Adjective - A discrete way to describe semen.
Geez John! You got schmag on the pillow again!
meredith Anne MAC, a toofypeg dork
Schmag was soo dumb today.
Orgasm men or women
How many times did you Schmag Pie when we had sex?