A fork of Rural Dictionary
An abandoned beer in a party or bar setting, particularly one which remains after the evening's festivities are over and is consumed by someone of lesser standards and/or means.
Usage apparently limited to a small circle of friends in the UMass Amherst area, late '80's through early '90's.
I was so trashed last night I was going around drinking slopers, even ones with cigarette butts in them.
A women who has a new scooter and wants to be an eshay but in fact she cant spell. But Miss sloper r u wanting to be an eshay. SAVAGE SLOPER IS COMING FOR U
Miss Sloper The eshay with her scooter
Using any unusual substances to replace lotion for masturbating.
Ex. Chocolate Syrup, Ranch Dressing, Contact Solution, Glue, etc.
Person 1: "I beat my dick so hard last night."
Person 2: "Did you use lube?"
Person 1: "Kind of, it was a Pop Sloper."
Person 2: "Oh, okay."
Making a dildo out of wet clay and useing it to pleasure yourself while the dildo is still on the clay wheel
Took my wife to a couples pottery class and was shocked when the instructor went to town with her Pueblo sloper
Person that does insane amount of coke
Hey bro you tryna hit the slopes?
Nah what do I look like a sloper