A fork of Rural Dictionary
Worst car ever made, slow as hell and all japanese cars smoke it..
SUPRAS 4 LYFE
God my civic SMOKED that slow SAAB
(n)a smooth, very, very fast car driven by prople with taste and discenment; (adj) to demonstrate individuality in car buying
"he was a typical SAAB owner, he was more interested in what he had than what people thought of him"
Possably one of the safest cars.
Surviving a crash in one from a Toyta convertable hitting you at 40 MPH is almost 100%
And the Toyta? Well lets say its going off to the junk yard.
Then GM bought Saab and fucked it up.
My parents drove a Saab 9000CD a while ago, yes it was a CD. And it survived 3 crashes
1) A terrorist's car.
2) A car for people who can't quite afford a real yuppie car.
3) A car for people who think that they deserve more than what they have, but can't quite justify it. i.e: lower to middle level managers who got their jobs to keep them away from important processes & relationships that they tend to destroy.
1) Ahmed wired the semtex to the underside of his Saab before driving into the train station.
2) But daddy, I really wanted a beamer! All my friends have beamers, and we were going to make a beamer circle around the mall. I might as well be driving mom's volvo, except for the dents and dried blood from all the people she's hit.
3) Yesterday I told bill that he's have to start coming in late occasionally because my quarterly report has space for things that need improvement and I can't think of anything to put there. So, I told him to buy a Saab.
Another word for something done wrong or being broken.
Sad, this laptop is to Saab i need to throw it away.