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Sucking out Absolutely all joy Test
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#1 source of stress high school students are dealing with
College student: What's wrong? High school student: SATs are getting on my nerves, it's impossible to study for it and it's tomorrow! College student: I'm glad that this crap is over!
SATs were invented in 1402 by a very evil king who had no friends, no girlfriend, and smelt of wee. He looked out of his window one day and saw all the teens of merry olde England having a laugh and he instantly invented SATs as a way to ensure we all shared in his misery. He was a bad bad man.
"sat's today, get out your revision guides!!"
a test that was created to judge your ability to answer questions that will never affect your life in the 75 years you will be here, used to help determine your ability to perform well in college
Clyde: Did you take the new SAT yet Me: Yes I can't believe i paid to sit for 3 hours and have a backache
test written solely for the purpose of making jr's and sr's in highschool miserable. has caused an entire industry focused around preparation (economic multiplier, perhaps?). all the good colleges want to see perfect 1600s. because they suck. whoever invented the sat should be drowned in his/her own viscous slime.
holy shit i have to do good on the sat or im fucked because i'm a typical teenager who needs not know all sorts of fancy words.