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schmee

anything and everything; a term of excitement, hate, lust, joy, and beardness

What the schmee is going on?!
On the count of schmee, let's rmb.
Schmeehehehe whoops crapped myself.
Schmee! Don't hug me or I'll fart.
Go schmee yourself, you ignroant slut.
You can't say schmee because you're so not Raven.

by RavenTheIgnorantSlut August 17, 2010

schmee

Can be used as a term of exasperation.

Also as a substitute for forgotten words as suggested by Manfriend

Oh schmee... Forgot to get xxxxx.

(When forgetting the rest of the sentance, whilst saying it)
<Start of sentance> and we will then need to... Um, Schmee.

by Captain Fizz June 06, 2005

schmee

The shmee has brought us together and given us many great laughs and we feel the need to share it with others. Perhaps not all can understand, but everyone deserves a chance to be a shmee. We pay our respects to the shmee. All in all the shmee cannot be taught but only grasped through the inner ability of someone who is down, cool, and real. The shmee is a joke, a word with a deep history, weathly characteristics, and phat grammatic capabilities. Do not be afraid to overuse it, its presence only feeds its power, but be sure not to over think it, or its presence will be in vain.

schmee.... STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!!!

by schmuea August 03, 2009

schmee

Marijuana

The act of smoking marijuana.

Being under the influence of marijuana.

Let's smoke some schmee.

Do you want to schmee?

Maest, schmee.

I am so schmeed.

Let's have a schmee.

Do you have a schmee pipe?

by Richie "Shakin'" Nagan April 29, 2006

schmee

Female ejaculatory fluid.

I hope they don't check for DNA in his room. I schmeed on his bed.


Hey dummies, you can't pee with a boner.......

by Rhubesic February 02, 2004

schmee

stoked or happy

dude i just got a blunt to fakie! schmee

by justin fjdklahfjkalsfhj January 22, 2009

schmee

Funny term for me.

Hey everyone stop shooting at schmee!
(On the phone) Hi honey, it's schmee!

by Bob March 31, 2004