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dummies

Something you "get" when someone says or does something stupid. When someone does something stupid, someone can say, "let me get my dummies" and shove their head. However, when someone does skmething stupid, they can say "no dummies" and people cannot get their dummies. If someone calls dummies, they can also call "worldwide" where everyone can get their dummies on the person who did something stupid. As with "no dummies" the person who did something stupid can call "no worldwide" so only the first person to call dummies can "get their dummies."

George: Are humans the same thing as people? Tom: Let me get my dummies, worldwide! (everyone comes and pushes George in the head) Sam wears jeans to baseball practice without knowing it. He realizes his mistake and says "no dummies" Teacher: If x=1, what is the value of x? John: the coefficient of y to the power of 6 Herbert: let me get my dummies! John : No worldwide (Herbert gets his dummies on John, but no one else can)

by airham April 29, 2008

dummies

fake dope in the form of soap, or dried ice made to look like real dope

yo kid i burnt dat fool thought he had some ready rock, but it was nuthin but a dummies

by zany Zane September 17, 2007

dummies

1. Those who spend their hard earned money on small quantities of drugs, over and over again. 2. Everyday drug addicts 3. The people who keep your pockets filled with 50s and 100s. 4. Customers

The type of person who buys two grams and says that they're, "trying to take it easy tonight." Than calls again at 3:30 a.m. and asks for another gram. Then your forced to say, "See! Why didn't you just get a ball?!!!" "Fuckin dummies! Jesus christo!" Then your girl gets pissy cuz you woke her up and have to run down the street at 4am. But daddys gotta get that cash. M.O.B.

by Dr. Todd Reezee February 04, 2009