Country Dictionary

A rumbling in your scrotum

Hey man, this dance club's speakers are so loud that they are giving me a scrumble. Now I have the weirdest boner.

(Noun) A mushy substance found in the drain cover of your sink after you wash the dishes. It is usually brown and found in small round chunks. (plural-Scrumbles)

I washed my dishes and saw all of the wet scrumbles sitting in the drain filter.

When cats are behaving badly, they are acting scrumbly, or "all scrumbly."

Hey kitty! Stop being all scrumbly!
Meow!

When the dranduft of various food particals are too small to be scraps but too big to be crumbles.

The scrumbles fell out of the toaster when it was turned upside down.

I hate cleaning up after toddlers eat because their scrumbles are always so sticky.

Scrolling through Tumblr; a daily obsession for horny gays.

When I'm talking about Tumblr GIFs on a daily basis because my life has little meaning: I was Scrumbling the other day...

The act of scrolling through Tumblr

“Hey what are you looking at?”
“Nothing really. I’m just scrumbling.”

the act of blowing a rasberry upon one's testicles

I saw Parshley scrumble Mulanaphy last night while watching Lugana Beach.