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Scrumble is the official Facebook application for Premiership Rugby. As the best way to organize attending a game with your mates, the Scrumble app serves as a seamless event planning hub to organize every detail of a cracking day at the rugby. The application ensures that the most important details get sorted, including who’s attending and where and when to meet, whilst not leaving out the fun bits, like who’s paying the first round, predictions for the match’s first scorer, and other “rules of the day”.

I'm going to a Premiership Rugby match in two weeks, guess it's time to set up a Scrumble.

Scrumble is the act of getting mates together to watch a rugby match. Scrumble is derived from two words - scrum and bundle. Scrumble is also the name of a Facebook app which lets you Scrumble online.

Noun
“Fancy going to watch Tigers give Quinns a big slapping on Saturday?... better organise a Scrumble then you fucking douche”

Verb
“London Irish are losing to Bath again this Saturday, let’s scrumble it and go and laugh at the plastic Paddies!”

When something is so cute that you have get angry at how cute it is

Aww look, The cat needs a good scrumble

A rumbling in your scrotum

Hey man, this dance club's speakers are so loud that they are giving me a scrumble. Now I have the weirdest boner.

(Noun) A mushy substance found in the drain cover of your sink after you wash the dishes. It is usually brown and found in small round chunks. (plural-Scrumbles)

I washed my dishes and saw all of the wet scrumbles sitting in the drain filter.

the act of blowing a rasberry upon one's testicles

I saw Parshley scrumble Mulanaphy last night while watching Lugana Beach.

Alternate forms: scrumbling, scrumbled

(verb) the act of removing the tail from a piece of shrimp before eating with the hands or teeth.

I hope you scrumbled that shrimp before eating it.