Country Dictionary

It's the middle part of the bottom of your nose between the nostrils. Most people only hear the word because of them being pierced.

John looks so much hotter since he got the 6 gauge piercing in his septum.

A thin layer of pre-impregnated fibre glass used to bond two pieces of core together in a composite structure.

After examining the composite structure it was clear the septum had disbonded.

A sense of unease or doom following the completion of vast amounts of work. The afflicted feel generally unmotivated to do anything else and quickly fall behind in their other duties.

Joel felt a sense of septumation after the project was completed.

Disorder of the nose involving displacement of the nasal septum. A condition in which the cartilage that divide the nasal cavity in half is off center or crooked!

My aunt has a deviated septum

The rank smell that comes from a septum piercing that most people with a septum ring have experienced at one time or another. The smell differs amongst the individual. However, a common description for the scent is "roadkill and ass". It comes from the mixture of dead skin cells, nose-goo, and the fact that it's the inside of your nose with a new hole in it.

It can usually be solved with simple cleaning tactics.

I thought the gargabe needed to be taken out, but it was just a severe case of septum funk.

A piercing (usually performed with a ball closure ring or horseshoe ring) that goes through the thin piece of skin in front of the cartilagenous division of the nasal septum (between the nostrils)

That person has a septum piercing, i can see the ring

You’re a lesbian, gay, or bisexual.

Did you see their septum piercing?

Yea, she’s a lesbian.