Country Dictionary

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horseshoe

when you place a line of cocaine along a toilet seat, creating a horseshoe shape.

man, there was no tank on the back of that toilet so I had to use the seat and do a horseshoe.

by ericj4 July 09, 2013

horseshoe

The primary component of the hardwear male enhancer. Specifically a U shaped metal fitting that is worn on the male genital package, chiefly around the penis and scrotum, but alternately on the penis shaft or the head, just behind the glans penis. Worn alone the horseshoe increases the size of a man’s bulge or basket in clothing, keeping the penis in a tumescent (larger than limp, but less than hard) state. Worn in conjunction with its companion clip for sex, a powerful constriction is formed which maximizes the size and hardness of the erect penis, prolongs love making, and increases the volume, distance, and intensity of ejaculations. See also hardwear.

I’ve been wearing this horseshoe on my dick all day and it feels great and it makes me show bigger in my jeans.

by Big Dante March 08, 2007

horseshoe

Losing one's hair in such a manner where upon the remaining hair resembles a horeshoe.

I just went to my high school reunion and JT had a FULL HORSESHOE!

by abrupt February 09, 2007

horseshoe

Round faced, soccer playin' cute sport person from new milford

Becky is such a horseshoe... Woot Woot

by Valmar & AJ November 11, 2004

the horseshoe

1)a complicated sexual act which involves one man and two women in which the man attaches a strap-on and faces it backwards, positioning one woman in the front and one in the back, rocking to and fro thus enabling the pleasuring of two women at once 2)the name is derived from the plight of modern society, or male-pattern baldness, in which a man suffers from the lack of hair in the front and on top; thus, creating a horse shoe shape of hair on the head (e.g., my father Reggie). 3) If lacking a strap on, a frozen banana clinched between the buttocks will suffice.

Those two dirty sluts let me put them in the horse shoe! Holla!

by C-$ AKA C-Murder November 13, 2003

The Horseshoe

Nickname for Ohio Stadium, where the Ohio State Buckeyes play home football games. It has a cpacity of over 105,000 people and is called simply "the shoe" by most Ohioans. The stadium is shaped like a horseshoe, thus the reason for the nickname (though the open part now has seats and a huge scoreboard).

This year the Ohio State/Michigan game will be played in the Horseshoe, and the Buckeyes will probably win.

by osu fan August 08, 2006

horseshoes

A person, generally unattractive, who hops from boy to boy in a party setting attempting to come as close as possible to your meat without actually touching it.

That girl has been playing horseshoes with Aaron, knappy, and miker all night.

by godzillamaster April 10, 2010