A fork of Rural Dictionary
Matthew chapters 5-7. Where Jesus said many important and incredible things, like: "if someone takes your cloak, give them your tunic also," "be the salt and light of the earth," don't boast when you give to the poor and don't pursue revenge--etc, etc.
e.g. "Mother Teresa really took the sermon on the mount seriously."
When a female is riding cowgirl and screaming coherent biblical terms, or terms related to religion, as if she was giving a sermon.
This girl was riding me and just broke out a sermon on the mount.
The act of having sex, before 6 PM, on a Sunday.
Guy 1: "We don't usually have sex on a Sunday, but when we do, it's a Sunday Sermon." Guy 2: "Ah man, I love a good Sunday Sermon."
a church sermon, that last's no more than 30 minutes, so that church going men, can make it to the TV before the game starts.
Brother Rick gave a ballgame sermon this Sunday, so I caught the kick off at the Cowboys game.
a complaint that a women gives a man before they "go to bed"
Man, my old lady gave me a curtain sermon last night.
When you have asked someone what something is and they respond by giving you more details of it, when only you wanted to know what it is.
Man1: Do you have a spare cigarette? Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die. Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.
“A sermon that has a point here a point there and a lot of bull in the middle” - Paster D🤪
Guy 1: yooo that sermon on Swiss cheese was wack. Guy2: that was such a longhorn sermon. Guy1: a what?! Guy2: you know, it had a point here, a point there, and a lot of bull in the middle.