A fork of Rural Dictionary
When the flab of a fatty is excessive to the point where their hanging belly flesh covers their genitals in the same fashion as a common tunic gunt.
Even though she disrobed, I could not see her vag due to the everpresent flesh tunic.
A meat tunic that's covered in boils, blisters, scabs, and rashes. Often found on the larger, unwashed lady.
The sight of her scarlet tunic made me spew, no way was I going down on her after seeing that
The piece of clothing this girl with a big chin is always seen wearing. She has it on all the time and probably sleeps in it. She is also a tiny cute girl.
*Pull up to icon* Kid 1 "Yo that's the blue tunic girl!!!" Kid 2 "AND shes wearing her blue tunic!" Kid 1 "BAHAHAHAHHAA"
An article of clothing created when a frat bro or any gym-oriented young man rips the armpits of his tank a bit too much, therefore resulting in what is basically a sweaty double-sided cape.
Kyle: Yo, check out my new tank. It shows off my guns. Mack: Bro, the chicks will love it. They can totes see your nips. Kyle: Sick, man. Carly: Nice douche tunic, asshole.
What you say to elf hero spammers when their ego reaches the sky in order to bring them back down without fuss.
Dude with ego "Noob, I am so awesome and that makes you noob, you noob." Me: "Eat my tunic (emt)."
The activity of one stuffing as many shirts as one can into there asshole and ripping the bundle out halfway at a high speed so the anus prolapses and a bit shirt shirt is left hanging out,which then you force a homeless individual to pull the shirt out of the prolapsed anus with their teeth.
Bro,I heard John ditched church last Sunday to go slopjah tunic down the street.