A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you shlank someone you hit them with your penis but when you shlank a lank someone you stick your junk in there nose and then pee in them until it comes out there ears.
i walked up to someone and shlank a lanked them for an hour straight.
Hanging loosely, vicariously referring to cock and balls.
My boi John was totaly shlanking the other day, respect…
An all purpose word used in any way possible.
Example 1: “Back up bro before I shlank the shit outta you.”
Example 2: “That girls coochie was shlank as fuck”
Example 3: “Aye dawg pass me the shlank”
The kind of vomiting one could only know from the exhaustion of climbing up a flight of stairs with the pants down around the ankles.
After tirelessly working toward the top, she finally made it, shlanking all over the floor in triumph.
gobbling while getting slapped in the ass with a wiener.
“Last night he turkish shlanked me so hard.”