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Gooning

The act of doing a little trolling/ doing some kind of Dionysian expression either online or in real life, typically enjoyed by MIA listeners

Me and the goons smoked American spirits then went drunk driving in the goon bus last night. One could say we did a little Gooning.

by Gabriel.Styx February 13, 2022

Gooning

Seeing how many crab rangoons you can fit in your ass.

You finna goon tonight? I'm putting in an order at Big Wong. To be clear, gooning means sticking crab rangoons up your ass.

by Milky Wong June 05, 2021

Gooning

The act of Messing around inside a public or store or just acting stupid

“Hello, would you like to go gooning at Walmart?”

by Iamgoonman September 14, 2022

Gooning

A rampage that starts after drinking lots of cheap wine ie: goon, which involves driving into bins and letterboxes, pushing over Sandstone pillars/letterboxes, egging houses and cars, stealing garden gnomes and solar lights and blowing up or towing rubbish bins. "Gooning" a word for teenage drunken stupidity! A word created by my mate Rob of S.A

"You boys up for some Gooning tonight"

by BBoyz July 25, 2005

Gooning

Used on 4chan's weapon's board, /k/, to refer to the activity of getting all kitted up with your friends in guns, NVGs, and other military gear. -LARPing in military gear with friends. -Adverb of the phrase, "Moons out, Goons out"

Man, when society falls me and boys are going out gooning

by moonsoutgoonsout March 31, 2021

Gooning

chronic use of long articulated words for no apperent reason.

goon - i fucking hate her with the white hot intensity of 1000 suns. normal person - you're gooning again.

by angel face ;) April 11, 2010

Gooning

To drive around for no reason at all, mostly because you are bored, or because you just want to listen to music(because everybody knows music is better in a vehicle). There is no specific location to go, so you waste your gas driving around town.

Mom: "Where are you going?" Travis: "Gooning." Mom: "Oh okay." Driving around the same part of town. Man: "I've seen that car drive by 7 times already." Woman: "Man, they're gooning!" Back from driving for an hour. Mom: "Where did you go?" Travis: "Gooning." Mom: "Where?" Travis: "...Gooning..."

by Whynotski March 30, 2010