A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Someone who portrays the shlob image very well.
2. A look, not quite a college look, but not so much the surfer look either, but somewhere in between.
3. Often times a listener, fan, or member of the band, O.A.R.
submissive degradeing sexual act where one vigorously licks a penis letting mass amount of spit drip n fall.
shlob my nob you ugly ass pig fuckin beyach!!!!
Slang term used to say suck my dick, Shaun My Daley, or any other referance to the act of inserting your dude meat into a persons mouth
I'll give you a ride to school if you shlob my knob
Suck my dick, usu. very sloppily getting saliva all over the place.
"Wanna have sex?" - Bobber
"Naw, just shlob my nob." - Mobber
Most commonly referenced to the famous grip, the popsocket, the shlob knocker was famously made up by gamers david fox, and john tinker, as david’s grandpa walks out of the room with david’s knife in his back pocket
“ yo david, did you see your grandpa with your butterfly knife, he’s such a shlob knocker”