Country Dictionary

The act of giving a blow job.
Also can refer to the ejaculate resulting from a blow job.
The act of sucking dick.

1. Shlob on my knob BITCH!!!
2. I shlobbed all over them titties.
3. She is shlobbing on my nuts right now.

1. Someone who portrays the shlob image very well.
2. A look, not quite a college look, but not so much the surfer look either, but somewhere in between.
3. Often times a listener, fan, or member of the band, O.A.R.

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To be a 'Shlob' means you are lazy

Get up off the sofa you shlob

to be a goopy bean

I am shlob
I shlob

to goop as a goopy bean

I am shlobbing
I am shlobbing all over the place
I am shlobbing so hard

To apply glue-like substance, or the substance itself.

Shlob, Shlob, Shlob.

To slobber excessivley

She really Shlobbed my knob