A fork of Rural Dictionary
The National Jewish Currency.
Mostly used in Israel.
Bro how many Shmeckles you got on you?
I got 200 Shmeckles in my wallet right now.
The act of collecting shmeckles (an undetermined currency) with ones homies on games such as Call of Duty Warzone.
“You guys up for some shmeckling tonight?”
“You bet your sweet bippy I am. Let’s get those shmeckles!”
When a woman from the Bronx feasts upon a jar of kosher dill pickles while masturbating an erect penis with her feet.
Kevin:Damn. Look at that Sheboygan Shmeckle
Amy: Thank you, here's my number
Kevin: Shit your dad is here, can we make out now?
Amy:.......
Kevin: FUCK!
A Shmeckle Shmurf (Full name: BAHAHHA Shmeckle Shmurf) is so unusaul but rare. There are only two in the world! They are very weird,quirky,perfectly imperfect,Loving. But if you hurt them you'll find they'll become far away.
Wow I found it! And Shmeckle Shmurf !!!
A common term used to define a young Eastern Atlantic man who is able to walk and run using nothing but a prolapsed anus and a can of beans.
Yo, stop being such a Doolally Shmeckle fam - that ain't lit lmao lol
(Verb) When you're doing anal with a girl, and she craps on your cock
Guy #1: What smells?
Guy #2: I tried to buttfuck Sheela, but i went too hard and got fecal-shmeckled
To have not bought Chipotle to save money only to find a twenty dollar bill on the way home.
John: Why didn't you get Chipotle?
Christian: I needed to save money.
*finds twenty*
John: Ha you've been shmeckle dwarfed!!!