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shmeckles

The National Jewish Currency.
Mostly used in Israel.

Bro how many Shmeckles you got on you?
I got 200 Shmeckles in my wallet right now.

by DarkDragon_26_ January 02, 2020

shmeckle

a tiny dick see pinny

Bram has got a shmeckle so small its impossible to see

by Harrisson roberts November 05, 2008

shmeckle

An extremely small penis, the size of a tick tack.

Kyle said, "I have a shmeckle!" Matt replied, "Do you jack off with a cheerio?"

by Werner Heisenberg March 20, 2009

shmeckle

teeny tiny tiny penis, dick

Phillip has a shmeckle

by ed January 28, 2005

shmeckle

a very funny looking and/or small penis, a.k.a. Carson Daly

again, Carson Daly

by howareya January 29, 2004

Shmeckle

The act of spitting a loogie on your dick and sticking it in a girls ass...being jewish may or may not apply

Sheck performed a shmeckle on Claire

by O.P. 300 August 29, 2010