A fork of Rural Dictionary
If I ask you a question will you shoot me straight?
A phrase used to basically say "Whatever", "I don't give a fuck", or a sarcastic "Well Excuuuuuse me". Often said in response to somebody pointing out the fact that one is wrong in a matter that is of total unimportance.
Person 1 - Actually you're wrong. Now Neptune is the farthest planet from the sun. Person 2 - So shoot me.
a phrase said when something sucks very very very much or is crappy. especially when you are very bored or someone you hate walks into the room.
alba: erin just walked in the room. elizabeth: oh my god, shoot me in the face
When someone is doing/saying something that is killing you and you want to get it over with you could use the term ‘shoot me in the face’. This is because when one is shot in the face they don’t feel any pain they simply die :(
You: *Cleans room* Mom: *Walks in room, finds one sock* Mom: Why is your room so dirty? You: (Probably not out loud if you don’t want ur ass whooped) Shoot me in the face.
Can be used either in whole-word form or in the shortened acronym form when typing/texting (smitb). Synonym of "fml."
"I am swamped with work. Shoot me in the balls..." Post-car wreck/bad situation: "Shoot me in the balls!"