A fork of Rural Dictionary
A device that is placed over the penis in order to shrink it.
Shrinky dinks don't sell that good in China because they don't make them that small :)
noun: A term to describe a man's genitals when something turns him off. They shrivel up. A term heard in the live-action remake of 101 Dalmatians. This also tends to happen in cold weather.
Horace: The sight of all these deceased creatures gives me a shrinky winky.
Shrinky dick is a term used mostly by women to embarras men for having a small penis.
Guy: "Hey gurl!"
Girl: "Hey shrinky dick."
The man smears hot mustard and Szechuan sauce on his "wang" and shoves it up his woman's chocolate star fish.
After eating a huge meal from PF Chang's, I like to give the little lady a Chinese Shrinky Dink for dessert.
Smitty. Apparently the definition has to be atleast 20 letters but I don't have anything else to say.
If I gave you an example I'd have to shoot myself.
When a mans penis is long and flaccid, and short and hard
Shrinky