Country Dictionary

Smitty is also used for a nickname to call someone with the last name of Smith. Usually a male of the smith family.

Mr. Smith says: Hey neighbor how ya doing today? Neighbor say: Not bad Smitty. You?

Hahah

Smitty hittin licks

Nickname for someone with the last name Smith.

Some guy: Hey, Smitty. Smitty: Hey, some guy.

To cancel on someone at the last moment, often without notice

I can't be bothered to go tonight, I'm just going to Smitty this one out.

The most American title a Smith can be bestowed. This was created when a certain sect of the Smith family that formed in the early 1900s after an extremely American boy was born to an extremely American family. He had many children, the oldest of which passed on this nickname of Americanness and passed it down to his son, who had earned the title at only fourteen. Many claim this title, but there is only one Smitty family.

Andre: Wow, Smitty's so American. He does things normal people find fucked up and isn't afraid of admitting it.

A smitty is a retarded male squirrel that enjoys beating its dick to pictures of pedophiles raping dogs

Man that smitty is really getting into it

used to refer to a student who has a strong sexual attraction to his teacher also someone who tries to masturbate in class

Bob: "Why were you jerking off in class?" Erik: " Because the teacher is hot!" Bob: "You're such a smitty!"