A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A sick dick occurs when a man's fully erect penis is so mighty that it causes "bitches to be Trippin" or another man/woman to say "aaaahhhhh" or "ooohhhhh" in a drawn out manner. 2. When a man's pen-is mightier than a sword. (in both definitions the word sick is from the sk8r term meaning awesome or "rad")
Man: Behold my PEN-IS! Woman: aaahhhh.. that is a sick dick!
When someone does a douchebag thing and thinks they can get away with it
That guy is such a sick a dick for doing that
When the dick is so good that your mind literally cannot function normally for several days to weeks after intercourse. symptoms include blushed cheeks, muddled thoughts, poor decisions are guaranteed. moments of complete brain fog and daydreaming of said dick replaces all logical thought.
Bitch can't hold a thought, but she can hold that cock. why cause shes dick sick
When one gets physically sick from not having sex with their significant other.
Jocelyn went to bed without sex one night an woke up dick-sick
To feel ill from lack of penis penetration
Dawn was so dick sick she was looking at the hotdog in a entirely new light
An adjective used to express something that is extremely impressive, awesome, breathtaking, magnificent, staggering or wonderful. When something truly exceeds your expectations. Like the word sick, the phrase Sick in the Dick is used to add that extra bit of emphasis. Can also be abbreviated to the initialism SITD.
Did you see that GT4 RS drive by? It's Sick in the Dick! Wow, that new Drake track is so sick, it's SITD!
A really horrible word for semen. Especially if it's told to you by your girlfriend
"You gonna make your dick sick?" "...what did you just say?" "Ha ha, dick sick. It means spunk." "Yeah...I got that..."