Country Dictionary

smooze

have a friendy conversation

Lets smooze about the Mets after work.

smoozing

Doing shit you shouldnt be, always influenced by alcohol.

No booze no smooze.

Damn son, no smoozing at that party.

smooze

a "skanky but cute" girl who says anything to get what she wants out of people.

She way trying to smooze her way into getting accepted.

smooze

alternative, more azn way to say "smoose" a mythical creature, originating in Northern Virginia. See "smoose"

I jux wanna take your smooze and yank it.
as opposed to
I just want to take your smoose and yank it.

Smooze

Derivative from the name "Smooze" from the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic," Smooze is a character who absorbs shiny things and gets bigger in size. In this case the character is used as a form of slang word. The definitions being:
- A poser and/or a person who poses as a cool individual, but when in reality all they do is cover up themselves in what they think is cool.
- Someone who inflates their ego by stealing things; a title, possessions, jokes, etc.

A man walks into a bar wearing nothing but designer clothing out for everyone to see. A customer mutters, "Ain't no way bro came in off a smooze"

A: "Yo what's up, brah! YOLO"
B: "Don't talk to me off a smooze bro."