A fork of Rural Dictionary
A slang term for ejaculate or cum. To be put in odd places for revenge.
My boss doesn’t like me, I don’t like my boss. I don’t like coffee, my boss does. Mate, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.
Boris Johnson defines spaffed as 'the spending of public money on non-recent child abuse investigations'.
“You know, £60m I saw was being spaffed up a wall on some investigation into historic child abuse and all this kind of thing. What on earth is that going to do to protect the public now?”
1.) The past tense verb formation of “Spaff” aka “To Spaff Something”: which means “To do it well.” 2.) To create utter chaos while snacking. Originated and used by British Youtube Star Jamie Spafford & fellow members of SORTEDFood.
JAMES: “Aww, I Spaffed it.” JAMIE: “You’ve done it well.”
Spaffing: womens version of "cumming" and masterbation.
Hannah Spaffed over a picture of John. "oh yes, i'm spaffing" Hannah says as she climaxed.