A fork of Rural Dictionary
A slang term for ejaculate or cum. To be put in odd places for revenge.
My boss doesn’t like me, I don’t like my boss. I don’t like coffee, my boss does. Mate, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.
1.) The past tense verb formation of “Spaff” aka “To Spaff Something”: which means “To do it well.” 2.) To create utter chaos while snacking. Originated and used by British Youtube Star Jamie Spafford & fellow members of SORTEDFood.
JAMES: “Aww, I Spaffed it.” JAMIE: “You’ve done it well.”
Spaffed, when a male ejaculates onto a peice of clothing and left until it is dry white for show on people to see the maturity level of this person.
Boy 1:"Hey everybody! Matt Spaffed on my trousers! Check it! Check it!" Boy 2:"What a dick.."
Boris Johnson defines spaffed as 'the spending of public money on non-recent child abuse investigations'.
“You know, £60m I saw was being spaffed up a wall on some investigation into historic child abuse and all this kind of thing. What on earth is that going to do to protect the public now?”