Country Dictionary

A womans breasts
(To be honest, we're not entirely sure how this came about)

She had awesome speed bags.
Look at the speed bags on that.

A cousin to the "motorboat." Where one places there face on the scrotum and "motorboats" instead of the breasts.

Tired of the routine foreplay, Emile insisted on a quick speed-bag prior to fellatio to get him going.

A rapidly performed version of the punching bag.

After Herman gave Bonnie the speed bag for a good 7 minutes, he fell to the floor and clutched his lower abdomen in pain because of his extremely sore testicles.

When a man is running and his ballsack hits up against the side of his leg

" Oh Shit, Honey I just speed bagged myself again." "I think they're turning black and blue again".

The act of quickly tea bagging individuals from a high speed carousel.

Cooter was successfully speed bagging at least 9 people from the merry go round! Did you see that?!

Man! I was standing too close to the merry go round and got hit upside the head by that speed bagging fool!

The act of fucking a girl's face rapidly with her laying on her back on the bed and her head hanging off the side similar to a tea bag the testicles hitting her eyes very rapidly.

I'm going to speed bag Jenny tonight.

A women whose small breasts dont need much attention during foreplay.

"So how's that new girl?"

"Ah, she's a fucking speed bag. There wasn't much I could feel up on so I just fucked her."