A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who constantly feels requirement to correct the facts in someones statement
Oh dear jesus he just "spenced" me again
the excessive knowledge of everything not necessarily experienced first hand!!
Dude pulled a real spence and acted like he knew all about gardening, and has never even grown a plant!!
is a gay homosexual who likes boys behind him
look at that spence ew
A last resort action, which involves stroking your beard three times, then uncorking a backhanded slap of a male individual, who typically works at a smoke shop and thinks time and respect only have relevance when it pertains to him.
I was talking with James the other day, and he said that turd at the smoke shop belittled him after being late by over one hour. Unfortunately for the old boss man at the shop, he wasn’t talking to any regular driver, and after about two minutes of his senseless rambling James Spence Slapped the fuck out of him. Took James twenty minutes to make the delivery and guy was still out cold!