Country Dictionary

When you leak breast milk before breast feeding.

Oh no I squeeted all over the baby!!

Backwards Hill-Billy Country Speak; A contraction of the the statement,"Let's go eat."

"You hungry?"
"Yeah. Squeet."

When a male ejects air from the urethral otherwise known as the penis hole

Omg, that squeet rocked my shorts off

The sound made as a wet poop exits the anus.

"What was that?"
"I squeeted."

Its a short form for square feet. Square + Feet = Squeet

Hey Steve my man, what's the squeet of that door schedule?

Slang for square feet.

Our new house is 2500 squeet.

Like a laugh, but through your anus. Can be a side effect of too much reet, or prolonged exposure to yeeting. A reet can never be a squeet, but a squeet can be a sub-category or pre-currsor to a yeet.

"Bethany Robinson knew it was coming. The silent squeet she had squeeted began to cascade into reets of yeets.