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A shortened version of Square Ft.

Kurtis- "Ok set designers, this apartment has to look shitty, and I'm talking like, only 4,000 squeet."

The standard unit of squee, that is, a measure of the amount of squee an object or creature can generate. For example, a cute cartoon about kittens would measure 278 millisqueet, or 0.278 squeet. The cutest kitten photo imaginable would rate 4.8 squeet, the TEL (threshold exposure limit) before irrational gibbering will commence. A cute kitten animated gif might actually rate 0.8 or more megasqueet, resulting in a total loss of self-control (and possible bladder and/or bowel control.)

Male: "Apparently, they're remaking My Little Pony, but instead of ponies, they're kitten-ponies."
Female: "SQUEEEE! OHMYGODTHAT'SSOAWESOME! ICAN'TBELIEVETHEY'REDOINGTHIS OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD..."
Male: (checking meter) 17.1 squeets. We'd best get the restraints out now.

when looking for an apartment, or speaking about the square footage of something, (SQUare) and (fEET), squeet.

My apartment is 800 squeet.

a mixture of cute and sweet

awwww, that was so squeet. i cant believe how squeet that kitten is, its adorable..adorably squeet

the act of squeeting.

I just squeeted mad hard

Compounded/truncated work: 'Let's go eat'.

"Yo, mungry: squeet."

shortened way to say.
Lets go eat

Yo Dog I'm hungry squeet aight