Country Dictionary

Midwestern slang term used when you or a

buddy have put your vehicle into the ditch; hitting THE patch.

"Be carful drivin' out dere tonite' de roads are a bit slick! Gimme a call if ya PATCHED her good bud, I'll come give ya a tug!"

In Computer Software industry: the process of taking old bugs out and putting new ones in.

I'll download that patch from Microsoft when they release a service pack to fix what it broke.

(n.) an electronic file alteration intended to correct or update a faulty or vulnerable file, akin to a cloth 'patch'.

You gotta install the latest patch or somebody could get into your inbox, okay?

Female frontal pubic hair area trimmed into the shape of a rectangle.

"That chick's patch is all dialed in."

Scottish (mostly Dundonian) slang for being ditched or physically left by someone/people for others.

You just got patched.

to "make out with"; Australian teen slang term.

I just patched the fugliest girl! Someone wash out my mouth!

To be spanked on the buttocks with a wet and soapy rubber glove.

Patch me harder baby....yeah, that's how I like it.