A fork of Rural Dictionary
Midwestern slang term used when you or a
buddy have put your vehicle into the ditch; hitting THE patch.
"Be carful drivin' out dere tonite' de roads are a bit slick! Gimme a call if ya PATCHED her good bud, I'll come give ya a tug!"
To be severely beaten by means of a patch-bay
Yo that MC was talkin shit to his producer and his producer patched him real quick-like for running his mouth...
Getting Turnt, partying hard with illegal substances, getting drunk
I'm ready to get so patched at the party on Friday