A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term that means to murder someone, and dump the body as to not get caught (referring specifically to Scott Peterson).
Tom: Hey man, have you seen Tracy today? Bob: Nah man, she went out on a date with some guy she met on the internet night before last and no one has seen her since. Tom: Damn! I hope that dude didn't pull a Peterson! or "Man that guy is such a dick, if he doesn't watch it I am gonna Peterson his ass and that it'll be that".
A combination of the words "pet" and "person."
Hilton: Hey, check out my sweet pet monkey. Ken: Monkeys are kind of like people. Hilton: So I have a pet person? Ken: Yes. A peterson.
A "closeted" pretentious male, often quick to anger and generally found desperately trying to improve his self image, despite the fact that he's a hipster douchebag, complete with obscure musical references, black-framed glasses, and a fixed-gear bike.
"Did you see that tool hipster that just ran by?" "Yeah, he's a total Peterson."
A unit of measurement of 77 1/4 inches in length created by V. (Pete) Peterson on January 12,2010. He is 77 1/4 inches in heigth.
I am 1 Peterson in length. Which means I am 77 1/4 inches long.
A term used to describe someone children who have down-syndrome. With the tendency to latch on to somebody emotionally and lashing out against anyone who competes with them for attention.
Matt: Do you guys know WTF is wrong with Kyle? Zach: I have no clue he just needs to stop being hostile to everyone besides Shane! Shane: Well to be fair he is a Peterson
A person who gives you half credit on work you turn in one day late becasue you were absent. A teacher who gives you an average of 2.3 worksheets a day A teacher who makes you read a random WWII book A hardcore gamer, who can beat Mazzie in Halo 3 Sucks at dancing YYYYOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Wow, thats so much homework, stop being such a Peterson.