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TCB

The act of masturbating, or "Taking Care of Business" so to speak. Also known as: Tickle the Crotch Beef Touch the Clammy Bologna Tame the Cranky Beaver Tossing of Crotch Ballistics Tapping the Creamy Bagel Taunting the Canoe Badger Twiddling Charlie’s Brother Toyfully Cranking the Boner Tenaciously Caressing the Bellhop Tenderly Converting Believers Teaching the Cabin Boy Telltale Clam Blood Toking the Crusty Barnacle Taunting Captain Badly Twisting and Clamping the Balls Terrorizing Captain Bluehelmet Tranquilly Capsizing the Buoy Tasting Cunnilingus Breath Tasteless Correction of Borneo Tempting the Chicken Bucket Taking Care of Bogey Tempting Cleavage Bullets Tricking the Carrot Below Tightening Constricted Ballsacks Ticklishly Clutching the Bollocks Training Corporal Blinkey Trigger the Catapult of Boing Tossing the Cyclops a Bonbon Trip the Carnal Bullseye Torque the Creep Baton Taint Caressing Begins Taint Croquet Blastoff Tossing Creamy Bullets Tossing Chum Butter Turbo Causes Blisters Traveling the Cosmos and Beyond Tease the Constricted Boa Targeting Consecrated Bliss Tormenting the Confused Bluefish Tickling Chewbacca's Beard Targeting Calculated Boinger Treating the Caretaker for Blueballs Tango with Creamy Balm Touching the Crepe of Booyah Titillate the Cobalt Balloons Tempting Carnal Bliss Taking Care of Bollocks Taste the Crème Brule Triggering the Combustible Banana Titillating the Cylindrical Bulimic Tubing the Carcass Balloon Targeting for Cleavage Barrage Tossing the Corpulent Bologna Trampus Coitus Bonkum Tapping Curvaceous Backside

I was driving west on I-70 heading to Denver when I had the urge to TCB right in the middle of Kansas.

by fulltrucker November 22, 2006

TCB

what Matt thinks 2CB is

"Yh Yh we getting on them TCB tonight yh"

by ftcsassy April 22, 2018

TCB

Typical Cracker Behavior

Yooo dawg, you see that whitey drinkin wine? Yeaaa, thats some TCB.

by Nizzash December 22, 2006

TCB

T-typical C-cracker B-behavior, when someone who is black or of other race or color, acts like a white dude, orriginally from merry kwanza charlie brown, which you can watch on ebaumsworld.com, it is helarious.

black kid 1: i wanna listen to sweet rock instead of rap! black kid 2: damn nigga, you got some TCB!

by acdcrules January 02, 2006

TCB

obviously standing for "taking care of business" it's lingo for smoking weed

"wanna tcb?" "pssh obviousy"

by Jack-4E October 15, 2005

TCB

Literally means, typical cracker behavior. Invented by an unknown afro-american in the early stages of the Revolutionary War. By this time, the African population in the thirteen colonies began to swell and the Africans began to learn English. So this word came into being when the word "cracker" was being used as a racial slur for the common white man. And so, much like a code, if a white man were to do something predominantly found only in white cultures, such as drinking eggnog, the black people around him/her would say TCB, almost like a code. The term has survived to this very day to still be a low-blow comment towards a white man. Most of the time, an afro-american might say it to express their sense of dumbfoundness in the stupidity of a certain action of a white man. It is most commonly used today to "diss" someone who has been "****-ing up," usually a white man a.k.a a "cracker" or a "honky."

"Say you hear about that white dude who bought a plastic tree instead of a real Evergreen tree 'cause it was cheaper?" "That's some TCB, dawg, white people always looking for a bargain. No respect for tradition."

by Leopold Montbatten Edwards December 29, 2005

TCB

Tiny cry baby

look at him, he's a lil TCB

by WHELER TCB KILLA March 23, 2011